In the bath:
Zack: Mom, use soap to wash your penis.
Me: Baby, I don't have a penis.
Zack: (looks perplexed)
Me: You have a penis, your dad has a penis but I don't have a penis. Girls don't have penises ... most of the time.
Zack: Mom, use soap to wash... your butt?
Me: That's a good idea.
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